Chand taro se raat jagmagane lagi

Chand taro se raat jagmagane lagi
Phoolon ki khushboo se duniya mehkane lagi
So jaiyo raat ho gayi hai kafi
Nindiya rani bhi aapko dekhne hai aane lagi
Good Night

Chand ka colour he white (2012)

Chand ka colour he white,
Rat ko chamakta he bright,
Humko deta he mast light,
To mein kaise so jao kahe aapko bina “GOOD NIGHT” 

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi (2012)

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi …

Good Night!!

Aj ek bat kehta hu pyar se (2012)

Aj ek bat kehta hu pyar se…
Good night kehta hu ye ek rat nahi har rat kehta hu..
So “good night” and take Care..

Tere Bistar Par Makdee Lage (2012)

Tere Bistar Par Makdee Lage,
Tere Room Mein Machar Phire,
Raat Ko Light Chali Jaye,
Puri Raat Garmi Lage,
Tere Sapne Mein Bhoot Aaye… 
Chal So Ja… 

Gud Night

Aakash ke taro me 2012

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite 

FB hindi 2012

Exam k liye har book parh li maine
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Dua hai FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawal aa jaye….

Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai

Santa: Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahi Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hai,”Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya.”

Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi

Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi,
Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi,
Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile..
Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi..

Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai

Sardar: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai..

Friend: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain 

Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan” to my dearest bro 

Pyar Aur Barish

Pyar Aur Barish Dono Ek Se Hote He Fark Sirf Itna He Ki Barish K Sath Rahker Tan Bhig Jata He Aur Apne Pyar Se Dur Rahker Ankhe Bhig Jati Ha 

Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad

Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad Santa bike leke petrol pump gaya

Banta: Kitne ka petrol daalu?

Santa: 5-10 rupaye ka bike ke upar chidak de…
Aag lagani hai… 

Agar apki shadi nhi hui to

MET – MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST

Agar apki shadi nhi hui to
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Kya pata agle saal.
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Ye lo Meri Taraf Se Birthday Cake

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 Happy Birthday 
Ye lo Meri Taraf Se Birthday Cake
Ab ye mat kehna k hum kanjos hain 

Tumse Shaadi Karke

Pati: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Patni: Woh Kya?
Pati: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Ruthne ka haq

Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum rakhte hai, aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe, yehi dua rab se hum roz karte hai. 

Mil jaye koi naya

Mil jaye koi naya, hame na bhula dena, Koi jo dil dukhaye tumhara toh hame yaad kar lena, Dost hai hum tumhare, Khushi na sahi gum toh baat lena.

Barso tak thi jise pani se alergy

Baharo phool barsao mera “dost” aaya hai, Hotho pe muskan, gali mein mehak laya hai, Barso tak thi jise pani se “alergy” Woh aaj “lux” se nahaya hai.

Yakeen toh humein sirf tum pe hai

Yakeen toh humein sirf tum pe hai, Varna na jaane yahan kitne chehre hai, Hum toh wada karte hai dosti ka, Bas aapse bhi dost kehlane ki aas hai.

Jab yaar door chala jata hai

Jab yaar door chala jata hai, Peechay yaadein chod jata hai, Woh lamhey vo dard de jata hai, Jo aansoon ban kar uski yaad dilata hai.

Hum aapke hai kaun

U need fun – Mera naam joker.. U need friend – Hum tumhre hai sanam… U need me – Main hoon naa… U need help – Hum saath saath hai… U need cash – Hum aapke hai kaun… 

Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein

Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga, Najane kaun dost kaha hoga, Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein, Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein.

Agar sath ho zindgi mein

Mehek dosti ki kisi ishq se kam nahi hoti, Yeh duniya ishq pe khatam nahi hoti, Agar sath ho zindgi mein sache doston ka Toh yeh zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti!

Kya jamana aaya hai

Andhe ke haath me “TORCH”, Bahare ke haath me “RADIO”, 
Gunge ke haath me “MIKE”, Aur aap ke haath me “MOBILE” WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! 

Yaadon ki barsaat liye

Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz “I LOVE YOU”

Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
 Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
 Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do, 
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, 

Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, 

Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, 

Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

Funny SMS on Love in Hindi

Mat Karo Pyar Kisi Se Phoolon Ki Taraha
Phool To Pal Mein Murjha Jaate Hain
Pyar Karo To Karo Kaaton Ki Taraha
Jo Chubhne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aate Hain…